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    November 12

    宋徽宗超有品味的一首好湿词。。儿童不宜,如有雷同,纯属巧合

          这首词是宋徽宗为名妓李师师所写。此词最早见于徽宗《仗剑三寸集》(注:此为当年之不健康手抄本,非法出版物,为后世宋明理学不耻,故埋没于大内)。额,名字真好。。三寸一刚。。9公分。。汗。。。强

           浅酒人前共,软玉灯边拥。回眸入抱总合情,痛痛痛。轻把郎推。渐闻声颤,微惊红涌。试与更番纵,全没些儿缝,这回风味成颠狂,动动动,臂儿相兜,唇儿相凑,舌儿相弄 

     

          本词情境如下:


      喝了酒,灯前拥美人,然后美人回头看着从背后…
      美人喊,痛痛痛!把郎推开。可能是初破瓜(汗呀)……
      郎说,忍一忍,待会儿就美妙了。
      美人说,没你这么霸王硬上弓的,文艺青年要有前戏。
      郎恍然大悟,君子动口又动手,还唱到我在用琵琶弹奏一曲EIGHTEEN摸,……
      于是美人娇喘吁吁,面色潮红,渐闻水声潺潺……
      郎趁机再试,上下折腾,那么这下容易多了,不过还是严丝合缝,不知是郎粗还是美人紧。
      二人开始颠狂起来,动动动,床摇屋动,山摇地动。
      肢体纠缠在一起,湿乎乎的舌头蛮横地启开樱桃红唇,放肆地搅动着……

           我靠。真是一手好湿!辣手奥。过瘾了吧,似与不似,明与不明,隐隐约约,朦朦胧胧,意会还要加上想象,读艳词,比看A片舒服。请问,写黄书的人哪个能写出这种水平,哪个能写出这种韵味,淫诗能写到这个地步,也算牛叉的。。

           哈哈。这里八卦一下先。有说赵佶是史学家交口称赞的人杰。赵佶所懂交欢花式甚多,被誉为“诸事皆能”,惟独不喜男宠,不为“君”。古代称男人为“君子”,赵佶不为“君”,证明他洁身自好,不搞同性恋。他的人品有史为证。 
      元代脱脱撰《宋史》的《徽宗记》,为赵佶惊叹曰:“宋徽宗诸事皆能,独不能为君耳!”后人误会,以为“独不能为君耳”是指“惟独不插男人的耳朵,什么都插……”但这是误解。“耳”只是语气助词。以上考据,淫者见淫,智者见智。HHOO
      悠悠千年,虽然诸多误解,但公道自在人心。吾皇万岁。

           赵佶观吾文快慰平生,故师师曰:此生得此知己,但做俘虏又何妨?
      此言应验。天会五年二月,靖康之变,赵佶被俘往金营。金太宗下诏废其帝,令其表演AV。佶如鱼得水,奋战九年,勇不可当,力战七七四十九名女真,精尽而亡,一代强人永留艳史。据野史传,宋徽宗尸体最后居然被烧做灯油,可惜了一位文艺好青年,生错在帝王家。

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    Viv Liwrote:
    强的,H到如此程度也是彪悍啊。
    Nov. 16
    CASA CASAwrote:
    淫者见淫。。。。哎
    Nov. 14
    Yan Huangwrote:
    侬也辣手的,不是说要做“不明真相的群众”么,侬解释情境组萨啦,太次了。。。
    Nov. 13

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